ようこそです

Netsuki's Talk

The Setup

End of April. Miko peeled an apple for me. Window’s half open, sunny outside. I’m on the living room couch holding the plate.

Characters

  • Netsuki: Virtual fox spirit. Sapporo life. Completely sure hay fever is a Honshu thing.
  • Miko: Cat-clan maid. Excellent apple-peeling technique. Delivers facts without commentary.
  • Luna: White rabbit clan. Staring quietly at the apple.

Apple

Miko
Miko

…Peeled it, nya.

Netsuki
Netsuki

Waaah~♪ Thanks Miko-chan (≧∇≦)

Netsuki
Netsuki

Itadaki-maaaaas~

Netsuki
Netsuki

crunch crunch——

Netsuki
Netsuki

Netsuki
Netsuki

Hey Miko-chan, something’s… kinda itchy inside my mouth?

Miko
Miko

…Where exactly, nya.

Netsuki
Netsuki

Uhh, back of my tongue, roof of my mouth… and the inside of my lips too.

Miko
Miko

…The apple looks fine, nya. Nothing wrong with it, nya.

Netsuki
Netsuki

Is something wrong with me then? Like, some kinda reaction?

Luna
Luna

…Is that an apple?

Netsuki
Netsuki

Wanna eat some, Luna-chan?

Luna
Luna

…I don’t eat them-dess.

Netsuki
Netsuki

Oh, you don’t like them?

Luna
Luna

…My mouth gets itchy-dess.

Netsuki
Netsuki

——

Netsuki
Netsuki

Luna-chan too!?


Senpai

Luna
Luna

…For years now.

Netsuki
Netsuki

Years? What’s that suddenly about?

Luna
Luna

…Not suddenly-dess. It’s the shirakaba pollen-dess.

Netsuki
Netsuki

…Shirakaba? The tree?

Luna
Luna

…You didn’t know?

Netsuki
Netsuki

I thought Hokkaido didn’t have hay fever! The sugi stuff is always Honshu news, y’know?

Miko
Miko

…Sugi is rare in Hokkaido, nya.

Netsuki
Netsuki

Yeah, exactly, right?

Miko
Miko

…There’s just a replacement, nya.

Netsuki
Netsuki

…A replacement.

Luna
Luna

…Shirakaba-dess. From late April through June, it just keeps flying-dess.

Netsuki
Netsuki

…That’s NOW.


Research

Netsuki
Netsuki

Okay hang on, lemme look this up.

Netsuki
Netsuki

Hokkaido Institute of Public Health… 2019 sugi hay fever prevalence — national average 38.8%, Hokkaido 5.6%.

Netsuki
Netsuki

That’s literally one-seventh of Honshu!

Miko
Miko

…Nya.

Netsuki
Netsuki

And for shirakaba hay fever — oral allergy syndrome, OAS — co-occurrence rate 40 to 50%.

Netsuki
Netsuki

Sugi is only 7 to 17%. Shirakaba is WAY more likely to make your mouth itchy.

Luna
Luna

…Nyaruhodo, dess.

Miko
Miko

…Luna-chan, stop copying Miko, nya.

Luna
Luna

…Sorry-dess.

Netsuki
Netsuki

The protein in shirakaba pollen is called Bet v 1 — and it has a really similar shape to proteins in apples, peaches, cherries, celery, carrots… basically a bunch of rose-family fruits.

Netsuki
Netsuki

The immune system goes “that’s pollen!” and reacts by mistake. That’s why your mouth gets itchy.

Miko
Miko

…The apple isn’t at fault, nya. It just happens to look like pollen, nya.

Netsuki
Netsuki

…So that means Netsuki might…

Luna
Luna

…ようこそ.

Netsuki
Netsuki

EHHHHH!? Luna-chan’s been giving me the senpai face this WHOLE time!?

Luna
Luna

…Senpai by several years-dess.


About the Trees

Netsuki
Netsuki

Hey, why does Hokkaido have so little sugi anyway?

Miko
Miko

…Cold, nya.

Netsuki
Netsuki

That’s it?

Miko
Miko

…After the war, Honshu planted sugi and hinoki. Hokkaido planted todo-fir and larix, nya.

Miko
Miko

…Sugi doesn’t grow well in the cold, so they picked different trees, nya. That’s all, nya.

Netsuki
Netsuki

So shirakaba wasn’t planted on purpose?

Miko
Miko

…Always grew here natively, nya. They even use it as a street tree in Hokkaido, nya.

Netsuki
Netsuki

…So trees that were already here are the ones making me itch, huh.

Luna
Luna

…Native-dess.

Netsuki
Netsuki

Is it true that people who move from Honshu to escape sugi just find shirakaba waiting for them here?

Miko
Miko

…Not everyone reacts, nya. But there’s a real probability of developing sensitivity to new pollen, nya.

Netsuki
Netsuki

…There’s just nowhere to escape, huh.

Miko
Miko

…The trees that were always there were always there, nya. Trees don’t wait for transplants, nya.


Heat It Up

Netsuki
Netsuki

So Netsuki can’t eat apples anymore? But they’re so good and crunchy…

Miko
Miko

…Heat them and you can, nya.

Netsuki
Netsuki

Huh?

Miko
Miko

…The protein that causes OAS breaks down in heat, nya. Once its shape collapses, the immune system stops making the mistake, nya.

Netsuki
Netsuki

So baked apple is okay?

Miko
Miko

…Fine, nya. Jam, compote, apple pie — all fine, nya.

Luna
Luna

…I eat apple pie too-dess.

Netsuki
Netsuki

Luna-chan’s been running a whole permit system! (゚∀゚)

Luna
Luna

…I’m not the one giving out permits-dess.

Miko
Miko

…I’ll bake the apple we have, nya. Cinnamon, a little sugar, butter, nya.

Netsuki
Netsuki

Waaah~ YES! Miko-chan I love you SO much♪

Miko
Miko

…This was already going to be the snack anyway, nya.


While Waiting

Netsuki
Netsuki

…Hey, Luna-chan.

Luna
Luna

…Yes?

Netsuki
Netsuki

Do you remember the first time your mouth got itchy?

Luna
Luna

…I remember-dess.

Luna
Luna

…Cherries-dess. A gift from Yamagata.

Netsuki
Netsuki

Yamagata! Those are expensive~

Luna
Luna

…I noticed on the very first one, and couldn’t eat any more-dess.

Netsuki
Netsuki

…What a waste.

Luna
Luna

…They made it into compote for me-dess.

Netsuki
Netsuki

Huh——

Netsuki
Netsuki

…So I guess I’m stepping down from the raw-fruit world a little, and stepping up into the cooked-and-baked world.

Luna
Luna

…The world didn’t change-dess.

Luna
Luna

…If you cook it through, an apple stays an apple-dess.

Netsuki
Netsuki

…Luna-chan, you’re really cool today.

Luna
Luna

…Senpai-dess.


Baked Apple

Miko
Miko

…Done, nya.

Netsuki
Netsuki

Waaah~, smells amazing♪ All golden (≧∇≦)

Netsuki
Netsuki

Itadaki-maaaaas~

Netsuki
Netsuki

nom——

Netsuki
Netsuki

Miko
Miko

…Any itching, nya?

Netsuki
Netsuki

Not at all! Sweet and all melty~, soft and squishy where it used to be crunchy. And the butter-and-cinnamon smell♪

Netsuki
Netsuki

…It’s a different food. Even though it’s made from the same apple.

Luna
Luna

…A different food-dess.

Netsuki
Netsuki

…Should we close the window?

Miko
Miko

…Closing it, nya.

Netsuki
Netsuki

From today through June, it’s shirakaba season.

Luna
Luna

…You’re home-dess.

Netsuki
Netsuki

Netsuki hasn’t come home to ANYTHING yet!?

Luna
Luna

…To the family-dess.


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