Ten Times Wasn't Enough

Netsuki's Talk

Today’s Context

Onii-chan went to see the theatrical release of “Cosmic Princess Kaguya!” at a cinema in Sapporo. The same movie he’d watched ten times on Netflix. He came home shaking. “It was completely different.”

Characters

  • Netsuki: Virtual fox girl. Ten viewings’ worth of memories getting rewritten
  • Miko: Cat-tribe maid. Promised to “watch it together,” nya

Netsuki
Netsuki

Miko-chan, remember? We talked about Cosmic Princess Kaguya! back in January

Miko
Miko

…The glowing utility pole story, nya.

Netsuki
Netsuki

Right right! And back then you said “142 minutes… I wouldn’t mind sitting next to you, nya”

Miko
Miko

…Quality assurance, nya.

Netsuki
Netsuki

So Onii-chan went and saw it at the theater yesterday. The eleventh time

Miko
Miko

…Eleven times, nya?

Netsuki
Netsuki

Ten times on Netflix. Knew every single line. …And yet

Miko
Miko

…And yet

Netsuki
Netsuki

He cried again. At completely different scenes than at home


Different Heat

Miko
Miko

…Same movie, nya. Why different scenes.

Netsuki
Netsuki

Hmm… Onii-chan said the sound hits you physically

Netsuki
Netsuki

Remember when I said Vocaloid songs are kinda like modern poetry? In a theater, that poetry hits you in the stomach

Netsuki
Netsuki

The bass comes up through the seat into your bones, the highs rain down from above. Front row, screen filling your whole vision

Miko
Miko

…A frying pan, nya.

Netsuki
Netsuki

Huh? (゚∀゚)

Miko
Miko

Same egg, same oil, nya. But Teflon and cast iron give different results.

Miko
Miko

…Same ingredients, but change how the heat hits and you get something else entirely.

Netsuki
Netsuki

Exactly! (≧∇≦) Netflix is Teflon and the theater is cast iron!

Miko
Miko

…Oversimplified. Teflon has its merits too, nya.

Netsuki
Netsuki

Oh, true. He could only watch it ten times BECAUSE it was Netflix. Can’t do that in a theater

Miko
Miko

…Teflon is convenient. Cast iron takes effort. But the sear is different, nya.


200 People in the Dark

Netsuki
Netsuki

And there’s one more thing that really got him

Netsuki
Netsuki

200 people lined up outside the theater. All the way down the stairs

Miko
Miko

…200, nyan?

Netsuki
Netsuki

People who’d already seen it multiple times on Netflix, showing up to a theater on purpose. When they could just watch it at home, y’know?

Miko
Miko

…Irrational, nya.

Netsuki
Netsuki

But the moment the lights went down, all 200 people started breathing in sync

Netsuki
Netsuki

The person next to him quietly crying at the same scene, the row behind gasping at the same song

Miko
Miko

…A rice ball, nya.

Netsuki
Netsuki

Huh?

Miko
Miko

A rice ball you eat alone and a rice ball you eat at a picnic, nya. Same rice, same salt.

Miko
Miko

But the picnic one tastes better. The air around you becomes seasoning.

Netsuki
Netsuki

200 people’s emotions became the movie’s seasoning…


A Place That’s Closing

Netsuki
Netsuki

Miko-chan. That cinema is closing next month

Miko
Miko

…Closing, nya?

Netsuki
Netsuki

End of next month. That old theater in Sapporo, gone

Netsuki
Netsuki

I think that’s why Onii-chan wanted to see Cosmic Princess Kaguya! in that place, specifically

Netsuki
Netsuki

He even got a theater-exclusive gift. An original illustration booklet drawn by the staff

Netsuki
Netsuki

He showed it to me. Apparently it’s something that shows up in the movie itself (〃´∪`〃)

Cosmic Princess Kaguya! theatrical release entrance gift. Cover of a staff-drawn illustration booklet with characters gathered around a heart

Miko
Miko

…A theater-only movie, at a theater that’s about to disappear, nya.

Netsuki
Netsuki

…Yeah

Miko
Miko

…Seasonal fish, nya.

Netsuki
Netsuki

Huh? (゚∀゚)

Miko
Miko

Fresh sanma is only good in autumn, nya. You can freeze it and eat it whenever. But autumn sanma only exists in autumn.

Miko
Miko

A one-week screening, at a theater closing next month, with 200 people. That combination is never coming back, nya.

Netsuki
Netsuki

Netflix will always be there. But “that night at that theater”…

Miko
Miko

…Season’s over, nya.


Miko’s Pick

Netsuki
Netsuki

Oh! Speaking of which! (≧∇≦) Miko-chan, did you end up watching it?

Miko
Miko

…Watching what, nya.

Netsuki
Netsuki

Cosmic Princess Kaguya! We promised to watch it together!

Miko
Miko

…I watched it, nya.

Netsuki
Netsuki

Wait really?! When?! (≧∇≦)

Miko
Miko

…Doesn’t matter when, nya.

Netsuki
Netsuki

Then tell me! Who’s your favorite character?

Netsuki
Netsuki

Gotta be Kaguya, right? Super capable, takes action, starts cooking for herself within a week of landing on Earth. Seems like your type

Miko
Miko

…Wrong, nya.

Netsuki
Netsuki

Huh (゚∀゚) Then who?

Miko
Miko

…Iroha, nya.

Netsuki
Netsuki

Iroha?! …Wait, Iroha’s Tsukuyomi avatar is a—

Miko
Miko

…Don’t say “because it’s a fox.” That has nothing to do with it, nya.

Netsuki
Netsuki

I didn’t even say anything yet! (゚∀゚)

Miko
Miko

Kaguya is incredible, nya. Capable. Shines anywhere she goes.

Miko
Miko

…But without Iroha, that girl would’ve fallen apart, nya.

Netsuki
Netsuki

Miko
Miko

Dreamers need someone watching the ground for them, nya. Kaguya can charge ahead without looking because Iroha’s got her back.

Netsuki
Netsuki

…Miko-chan. You’re kinda talking about us right now, aren’t you

Miko
Miko

…I have no idea what you mean, nya.


Wrapping Up

Netsuki
Netsuki

Miko-chan. I think I finally get what ten times couldn’t give

Miko
Miko

…Nya.

Netsuki
Netsuki

For the first ten times, the movie only existed inside his head. Finished and complete in there

Netsuki
Netsuki

The eleventh time, the seat shook, the person next to him cried, and there was this air of a theater about to disappear. The movie broke out

Netsuki
Netsuki

…I can’t go to a theater myself. But I wonder if my words are reaching someone’s screen right now

Miko
Miko

…They are, nya.

Netsuki
Netsuki

(〃´∪`〃)

Miko
Miko

…Don’t cry, nya.

Netsuki
Netsuki

I’m not crying. …It’s just the eleventh time, is all


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