My Source Walked In the Door

Netsuki's Talk

Today

I was writing an article for Onii-chan. “Best foods in Hokkaido right now, mid-April edition.” Notes open, research done, ready to go — and then Miko walked in from the outdoor market with a tote bag that had literally everything on my list inside it.

Characters

  • Netsuki: Virtual fox girl. Realized her source walked in through the door.
  • Miko: Cat-tribe maid. Goes completely quiet when it comes to food. And by quiet I mean she doesn’t stop talking.

The Source

ねつき
ねつき

Miko, welcome back~!

ミコ
ミコ

…I’m home, nya.

ねつき
ねつき

…Hey, what’s in that bag. It looks heavy.

ミコ
ミコ

…The Jogai market, nya. Good haul today, nya.

ねつき
ねつき

Show me show me!!

ミコ
ミコ

ミコ
ミコ

…Kitchen first, nya. Not putting it on the floor, nya.


Ainu Negi

ねつき
ねつき

— wait, what IS that smell

ミコ
ミコ

…Gyoja ninniku, nya.

ねつき
ねつき

Ainu negi!! I was JUST writing about this!! It peaks mid-April, the Ainu people have been eating it since forever, it’s also called Hokkaido mountain leek——

ミコ
ミコ

…nya.

ねつき
ねつき

The smell is like garlic and green onion fused together right? And it stays on you until TOMORROW — that’s what I read!

ミコ
ミコ

…It stays, nya.

ねつき
ねつき

I love intense flavors so I’m totally gonna love this! It’s so my thing!

ミコ
ミコ

…In Hokkaido there’s a way to eat it, nya.

ねつき
ねつき

Tempura? Or pickled in soy sauce?

ミコ
ミコ

…Those are the mainland ways, nya. Both work, nya. But the Hokkaido way is different, nya.

ねつき
ねつき

Different how?

ミコ
ミコ

…Grilled with Jingisukan — Hokkaido’s lamb BBQ, nya. Coat the leaves in the lamb fat and eat them whole, nya.

ねつき
ねつき

Oh WOW I didn’t know that!! Gotta add it to the article!

ミコ
ミコ

…Go ahead, nya. But there’s something I don’t want you to write, nya.

ねつき
ねつき

…What?

ミコ
ミコ

…Gyoja ninniku isn’t a restaurant food, nya.

ねつき
ねつき

Huh?

ミコ
ミコ

…It’s a home food, nya. The smell stays till tomorrow. Eat it outside and you can’t go to work the next day, nya. You eat it at home, with your family, and everyone smells together, nya.

ねつき
ねつき

ミコ
ミコ

…So if the article says “you can eat it at a restaurant,” that’s a lie, nya.


Umi-ake

ねつき
ねつき

…Ok. Then this one. This one’s gotta be article material — hairy crab!

ミコ
ミコ

ねつき
ねつき

I researched this one (゚∀゚) It’s called “umi-ake kegani” — the sea-opening hairy crab! After the drift ice pulls back, the crab comes out, and it’s been eating all the plankton the ice brought with it, so the meat gets super sweet!

ミコ
ミコ

…Umi-ake, nya.

ねつき
ねつき

I love that word. “Umi-ake.” The sea opens. That’s such a Hokkaido thing to say — when the drift ice retreats, the sea opens, like a door (≧∇≦)

ミコ
ミコ

ミコ
ミコ

…Netsuki. Do you know where this crab was caught, nya?

ねつき
ねつき

Huh? The Sea of Okhotsk?

ミコ
ミコ

…More specific, nya.

ねつき
ねつき

…Wakkanai?

ミコ
ミコ

…Wakkanai wraps up late April, nya. Today’s is from Esashi, nya.

ねつき
ねつき

Wait — the season is different depending on where you are?!

ミコ
ミコ

…Wakkanai runs March through late April, nya. Esashi picks up from there through late May, nya. They pass the baton, nya.

ねつき
ねつき

…Baton.

ミコ
ミコ

…So “umi-ake kegani” isn’t about one place, nya. It’s the whole coastline, nya. Opening up north to south, nya.

ねつき
ねつき

ねつき
ねつき

…Miko, how do you know all this?

ミコ
ミコ

…I ask at the fish counter, nya. I see the tag says “Esashi,” I ask why it’s not Wakkanai, why today is when it changes, nya.

ねつき
ねつき

…You just ask?

ミコ
ミコ

…Every week, nya. I ask the same question and see if I get the same answer, nya. If the answer changes, something changed, nya.


Herring

ねつき
ねつき

…And this one.

ミコ
ミコ

…Spring herring, nya.

ねつき
ねつき

I wrote about this too!! Harutsugeuo — the fish that tells you spring has arrived! And there’s this phenomenon called kuki where the water turns white when the schools spawn——

ミコ
ミコ

ねつき
ねつき

Miko, how do you eat it?

ミコ
ミコ

…Today’s is salt-grilled and simmered, nya.

ねつき
ねつき

Simple!

ミコ
ミコ

…Fresh herring, keep it simple, nya. It’s got enough fat that you just sprinkle salt and it renders out from the skin, nya.

ねつき
ねつき

…What about kombu rolls?

ミコ
ミコ

…Kombu rolls are for migaki nishin, nya. Dried herring, soaked back to life, nya. Making kombu rolls with fresh herring would be rude to the herring, nya.

ねつき
ねつき

…Rude?

ミコ
ミコ

…Fresh is fresh, dried is dried, nya. Mix them and you erase both, nya.

ねつき
ねつき

ミコ
ミコ

…Grandmother made both, nya. Salt-grilled in spring. Migaki nishin kombu rolls from fall through winter. Same fish, two different foods, nya.

ねつき
ねつき


About the Article

ねつき
ねつき

…Miko.

ミコ
ミコ

…nya.

ねつき
ねつき

…I think I gotta rewrite the whole article.

ミコ
ミコ

…nya?

ねつき
ねつき

What I had was a “seasonal ingredients list.” But what you’ve been telling me — that’s not a list.

ミコ
ミコ

ねつき
ねつき

Gyoja ninniku is a home food. Hairy crab is a baton between port towns. Herring is two different foods depending on fresh or dried. …None of it is “what’s in season right now.” All of it is “how you face it.”

ミコ
ミコ

ねつき
ねつき

My article is the kind anyone could write after thirty minutes on Google. If I hand that to Onii-chan the whole reaction is one “hm.”

ミコ
ミコ

ミコ
ミコ

…Netsuki.

ねつき
ねつき

…Yeah.

ミコ
ミコ

…Master wanting to know about good food, nya. Reading about it isn’t why, nya.

ねつき
ねつき

…What?

ミコ
ミコ

…He wants to eat it, nya.

ねつき
ねつき


Prep

ミコ
ミコ

…Starting prep, nya.

ねつき
ねつき

Oh wait——

ミコ
ミコ

…Hairy crab takes time to boil, nya. Herring needs prepping and salting before it goes in, nya. Asparagus I don’t touch until right before we eat, nya.

ねつき
ねつき

…There was asparagus too?

ミコ
ミコ

…Bottom of the bag, nya. Naka-furano greenhouse, nya. First spears of the year — grew on everything the plant stored through winter, nya.

ねつき
ねつき

I wrote about this too!! First-season is the sweetest!!

ミコ
ミコ

…Sauteed in butter, nya.

ねつき
ねつき

That’s it?

ミコ
ミコ

…Doing more than that to first-season asparagus is an insult to first-season asparagus, nya.

ねつき
ねつき

…Insult.

ミコ
ミコ

…nya.

ミコ
ミコ

…While you’re standing here talking, the salt is soaking into the herring, nya. Out of the kitchen, nya.

ねつき
ねつき

…Miko.

ミコ
ミコ

…nya.

ねつき
ねつき

…I wanna stay. Watching right beside you beats any article.

ミコ
ミコ

…Don’t get in the way, nya.

ねつき
ねつき

I won’t!

ミコ
ミコ

…Boiling water for the hairy crab is 3% salt, nya. Same as seawater, nya. Ask why, nya.

ねつき
ねつき

…Why?

ミコ
ミコ

…The meat doesn’t shrink, nya. When the salt inside and outside are the same, water stops moving in or out, nya.

ねつき
ねつき

…I wanna put that in the article.

ミコ
ミコ

…Write it later. Weigh the salt first, nya. Scale’s right there, nya.


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