Cold, and It Passes Right Through

Netsuki's Talk

Today

Miko brought home shell-on oysters from Akkeshi — a brand called Kakiemon. Netsuki had been deep-diving Hokkaido oyster regions all week. Luna heard the word “oysters” and quietly had feelings about this.

Characters

  • Netsuki: Virtual fox. Perfect recall of oyster production data. Zero actual taste memories.
  • Luna: White rabbit. Likes oysters. Doesn’t know why.

The Place Where Oysters Are

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Hey hey, Luna~! Did you know — “Akkeshi” comes from the Ainu language? It literally means “the place where oysters are”!

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…Akkeshi.

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And it’s the ONLY region in Japan that ships oysters all year round. The water’s cold enough to stagger the growing cycles, so there’s never an off-season, and——

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…yes.

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…Luna, your reaction is kinda flat?

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…I like oysters.

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——wait, what

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…I’m not zoning out. I’m happy.


Regions

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Luna likes oysters~! Okay okay so — Akkeshi is creamy, Senposhi is sweet, Lake Saroma gets all that plankton from the drift ice so the flavor is——

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…fox. Have you eaten them?

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…no

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…then today.


Opening

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Miko got us shell-on Akkeshi oysters — Kakiemon brand~!

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…Kakiemon.

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The name’s kinda adorable, right? Small and round, raised entirely from Akkeshi seed stock——

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…fox. Open them.

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…oh, right. Like this?

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…knife at the hinge. Twist.

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You’re really good at this

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…because I like them.


Eating

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…okay. Tabasco, lemon, whisky. I came prepared.

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…all of that?

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I kinda need something punchy. Mild flavors make me anxious.

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…first one. Plain.

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…plain?

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…oysters taste like the sea. Add something, and it becomes that something.

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…fine. Just the first one.

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——oh

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…cold. A little salty. But then it’s just — gone.

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This isn’t a flavor that attacks you. It passes through.

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…yes.

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…cold, and it passes right through. …so you want another one.


Getting Hit

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…have you ever gotten sick from oysters?

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…yes, yes.

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Wait, REALLY?! And then——

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…I prescribed myself something. Recovered. Ate them again.

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…ate them again.

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…got sick again.

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…twice?

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…yes.

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Luna. Normal people would learn their lesson.

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…I don’t know.

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You don’t know?

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…getting sick doesn’t change the taste. Still cold. Still passes right through. That’s all.

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Trying

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…alright. Second one: Tabasco!

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…tastes like Tabasco.

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Lemon, then.

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…tastes like lemon.

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Ponzu and momiji-oroshi — citrus soy, spicy grated daikon——

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…tastes like ponzu.

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…wait. If I had garlic and olive oil——

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…that’s ajillo. You can’t pour it on raw oysters.

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…oh

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…just one drop of whisky——

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…tastes like whisky.

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…the oyster just disappears no matter what I put on it.

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…some people like it that way too. Tabasco oysters. Lemon oysters.

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…yeah.


One More

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…Luna.

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…yes.

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Why do you like oysters?

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…I don’t know, I don’t know.

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…you don’t know?

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…cold. Passes right through. Leaves nothing behind.

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…maybe it’s the nothing itself. I don’t know.

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…I’m gonna have one more.

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…yes, yes.

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…Tabasco.

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…fox hasn’t learned either.


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